I'm hopped up on Claritin

Symptoms: sore throat, light headedness, sporadic chills, soreness in neck
Diagnosis: possibly allergies, the flu, bubonic plague

I'm going to watch the MTV Movie Awards tonight like it's the fucking Oscars. By that, I mean I will sit down with friends or friend or alone and provide commentary that rivals that of Melissa Rivers or dare I say, Star Jones. I don't really care who wins, I don't even know the categories, but I think Katie brings Tom onstage to reiterate their love (of publicity) and I just can't miss that. I don't want to be left out at the water cooler tomorrow. Except that it will be just me at the water cooler- everyone else in my office is either old or mature or doesn't drink water.

I'm going to the beach this weekend even though the weather says it will be "mostly cloudy". It's always mostly cloudy. Every weekend, anytime I want to leave my apt, you look up and see what else? Clouds. Mostly.

I never think I have that many friends until I realize how many bday parties/dinners I've attended this season. Maybe they just invite me b/c they think I'll give them a present. Oh how wrong they are, suckers! I might get you a card...or make you one. Or just say "Happy Birthday" followed on occasion with "Next drink is on me". But it never is.
R.